Christmas Island…

 

 

Christmas Island is home to an estimated 120 million red crabs, although in recent years it’s thought that 15-20 million crabs have been killed by yellow crazy ants, accidentally introduced from Africa.

Save your love, my darling, save your love…

A tale of love between a fat man in a dinner jacket and a woman in a sparkly red dress, Save Your Love took Renée and Renato to the top of the 1982 UK Christmas Singles chart.

After two follow up flops, Renée and Renato ended their relationship and went their separate ways.

It is estimated that, on average, 3 people die each year watering their Christmas tree without first unplugging the lights.

With no official figures available, this shocking fact must remain unconfirmed.

It would take around 20 cans of spray snow for the Queen to decorate all of the windows in Buckingham Palace.

Cows cannot walk down stairs.

London 2012 Olympics security update:

The safety of the 2012 Olympics is put in jeopardy when Betty Taylor from the top floor flat of Bow Quarter unplugs the surface-to-air missile stationed on the roof of her building so she can do the ironing.

The longest crocodile ever recorded was measured at a little over six metres.